I dropped my phone in a cup of water the other day so now it’s all wonky and hard to use. But anyway, I saw Hank iii and Assjack yesterday and it was FUCKING AWESOME. I was the only girl in the pit and I had been needing some good thrashing time. So much drunken awesomeness. No pictures since my phone was messed up at the time but now it seems slightly improved. I introduced my chicken to 3...
St Louis Missouri, puttin stupid chicks on their ass, fires, cheap sailor jerry, venison sausage, reading bukowski out loud, aristocrat, high class motherfucking hobos. Cleaning out the yondermobile. Beautiful weather and Mississippi mud.
Bleeding, thank Satan. Goddamn I love my diva cup.
fuck this fuckin health clinic
They don’t test for herpes, they can’t give aids, hep c, or hep b results over the phone and it takes 2 weeks to find out and by that time I’ll be far across the country. If you want to get tested for herpes you have to make an appointment somewhere else and it costs $200. What the fuck I’m fucking transient and broke I like to have sex and I want to make sure that my...
The latter-day 'scarlet letter' of sex work →
fuckyeahgenderstudies: Very close to home for me. I had to be licensed to dance in Phoenix so I guess if an employer or someone dug far enough they could find that out. Also it’s hard applying for a job when you have a big blank spot on your resume that you can’t explain to them because of their possible reaction to you being a stripper, even though that should be treated as good,...
Emily and I decided since we have a van we should start making and selling hula hoops. We can go to parks with a bunch of hoops and our cardboard sign and let people play with them and sell them for like $5. And do face painting, AND I just bought some jewelry making supplies so I can sell necklaces and shit too. Hit me up if I’m ever in your town and come see us! We love new friends (and...
I want whiskey.
Yesterday woke up, started drinking beer and vodka, killed a chicken, plucked it, hula hooped, blacked out, came to, got laid, went to sleep, didn’t even get to eat the chicken. Emily and Junkie got into a four wheeler wreck and don’t remember how it happened but got out without any real injuries. Lol oh West Virginia.