ABOUT ME

chelsea. i'm a hobo, a street musician, an urban camper, a (recovering) alcoholic, an artist, and a stripper. i have a boyfriend and two beautiful dogs and they mean everything to me. i travel the country but i'm based in the southeast.

We got a ride from Greensboro to Kernersville, a little town between there and Winston-Salem. Right after we started hitchin a guy picked us up who owns a bar right by the tracks called Hillbillys and he let us play there for tips and we got free beer all night. Made some money and stayed at the owner of the bar’s house, had awesome breakfast at a little place next to the bar and now him and this other dude are bringing us up to Asheville. I love the south.


you know you wanna

So who wants to come to Colton and take us to Vegas? Anyone? We’ll make you lots of gas money and get you wasted and rage sin city. Just throwin that out there. We’re fun I swear. We don’t kill people. Can’t promise anything for the puppy though.


Wyoming is very beautiful and VERY windy. My sign almost flew itself today!

Wyoming is very beautiful and VERY windy. My sign almost flew itself today!



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me with a huge cock

me with a huge cock




Business Bums

Emily and I decided since we have a van we should start making and selling hula hoops. We can go to parks with a bunch of hoops and our cardboard sign and let people play with them and sell them for like $5. And do face painting, AND I just bought some jewelry making supplies so I can sell necklaces and shit too. Hit me up if I’m ever in your town and come see us! We love new friends (and new pot connects).


This is Roscoe, Emily’s dog tried to eat his ears today poor guy. I’m currently on a farm in West Virginia.

This is Roscoe, Emily’s dog tried to eat his ears today poor guy. I’m currently on a farm in West Virginia.



about to hit the road

We’re gonna try and get out tonight or at the latest tomorrow.

Ione up and left with some random kids without any warning and I haven’t heard from him since. He is a fucking asshole and a pathological liar. That’s all I really feel like saying on the subject.

Anyway so now I’m gonna road dog it with Trevor and Aaron. First destination: Nashville, TN. After that not quite sure, probably heading west. I’ll try to post pictures and updates of our travels on here with my phone. Anyone want a visit from some smelly punx kids? We’re fun, we don’t steal, and we’ll do your dishes!


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